Arizona Fireworks

If you like shooting off fireworks for New Year’s, it’s nice to be in Indiana and sucks to be in Arizona, huh?
My other side of the family is in Arizona and sometimes I visit them during Christmas time, but not this year. I’m staying here in Indiana this year and I have 8 Roman candles and a mortal to shoot off for New Year’s because I love shooting off fireworks.
I learned from the local police station in town that I can shoot off my fireworks no more than an hour before and an hour after everybody’s shouts “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!”. For all those people in other states that can’t do this but want to, I feel bad for them, don’t you?
28 years old and not getting any younger.
“MORTAR”, not mortal, silly me.
Yeah. Around here, they shoot GUNS into the air at midnight. They don’t really care if the bullets come down and hit somebody. What goes up must come down, but the mentality around here is, if it feels good, do it.
By the way, some of us don’t like our next-door neighbors popping firecrackers, shooting firearms or making any other kinds of noise at midnight on any night, including New Year’s, because we worked our butts off all day and we just want to get some sleep because it starts all over again tomorrow. I think I’ll move back to Arizona.
fireworks at tempe town lake in arizona
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